Disclaimer, General Policies, Return Policies, Privacy Policies, and Cookie Policies

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Waffle Policies

Welcome to Waffle! Below are the essential policies that guide how we operate, emphasizing transparency, kindness, and accountability as we work to spread Big Braddah’s Love.

Disclaimer

Waffle, LLC and/or Robbie Man are not doctors, therapists, hypnotists, life coaches, or professional “life guiders.” We are storytellers. The content on this website, blog, and associated products is designed to inspire, entertain, and empower you to make decisions aligned with your own discernment.

Always consult appropriate professionals before making significant changes to your health, lifestyle, or practices.

• Waffle, LLC and/or Robbie Man are not a direct service organization.

• We do not recommend or endorse any clinicians, counselors, psychiatrists, social workers, physicians, products, procedures, opinions, or other information mentioned.

• Reliance on any information provided by Waffle, LLC is at your own risk.

These terms may evolve over time. By engaging with our content, you agree to the latest version. If you disagree, please do not use this website or associated products.

General Policies

1. Kindness Is Key: Thoughtful interaction is essential. Disagreement is welcome; unkindness is not. Violations may result in removal from the platform.

2. Small But Mighty: We are a small operation. Your patience and understanding mean the world.

3. Honest Feedback: Constructive critiques are invaluable. Your input helps improve what we offer.


Return Policies

Digital Products (e.g., MP3s)

• Refunds are available within 30 days of purchase (not download date).

• Feedback is welcomed with refund requests to improve future offerings.

• Repeated refund requests may result in a decision to discontinue future purchases.

Courses & Workshops

• Refund policies are addressed individually. If unsatisfied, reach out directly for resolution.

The Magic of Mistakes (7-Month Course)

• Refund requests for The Magic of Mistakes are accepted until the end of the first lecture. After this, no refunds will be issued to encourage full commitment.

External Links Disclaimer
This website may include links to third-party websites or content, including banners or advertisements.

• We do not investigate or verify the accuracy or reliability of external links.

• Waffle, LLC is not responsible for monitoring transactions with third-party providers of products or services.

• Rely on external links at your own risk.

Professional Disclaimer
This website provides content for informational and educational purposes only and should not be considered professional fitness or medical advice.

• Consult qualified professionals before acting on the information provided here.

• Any reliance on the content is strictly at your own risk.

Testimonials Disclaimer
This website may include testimonials from users of our products and services.

• Testimonials reflect individual experiences and may not represent typical results.

• Individual outcomes vary and are not guaranteed.

• Testimonials are reviewed for grammar and brevity but otherwise appear as submitted.

The views expressed in testimonials are those of the users and do not reflect our own. Users are not paid or compensated for their submissions.

Privacy Policy

Effective Date: November 11, 2024
We are committed to protecting your privacy. Please read the full Privacy Policy for details.

Key Highlights:

• We collect personal and technical data to provide services, improve offerings, and comply with legal obligations.

• Your data is shared only when necessary, such as with trusted partners under strict confidentiality.

• For international users, data transfers comply with GDPR using Standard Contractual Clauses (SCCs).

Your Rights:

• Request access, updates, or deletion of your data at any time.

• Additional rights apply to residents in the UK, EEA, and California.

Cookie Policy
Effective Date: November 11, 2024
Waffle, LLC uses cookies to enhance user experiences and improve site functionality.

Key Points:

• Cookies are small data files used to provide essential services, performance tracking, functionality, and advertising.

• Manage cookies through our Cookie Consent Manager or your browser settings.

Compliance with UK/EU Regulations:

• Non-essential cookies require active consent.

• We comply with GDPR and PECR standards.

Read the full Cookie Policy for more details.

Accessibility Statement
We are committed to making our website accessible to all users. If you experience any barriers, contact us at aloha@whatsyourwaffle.com.

Data Breach Policy
In the event of a data breach:

• Affected users will be notified promptly.

• Measures will be taken to secure data and mitigate risks.

Force Majeure
Waffle, LLC is not liable for delays or disruptions caused by unforeseen events, including natural disasters, technical failures, or regulatory actions.

Contact Us
For questions or concerns, please contact us:

Email: aloha@whatsyourwaffle.com

Mail:
Waffle, LLC
1650 W Targee St, Box #5605
Boise, ID 83705


Cookie Policy

Last Updated: November 11, 2024

This Cookie Policy explains how Waffle, LLC (“Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”) uses cookies and similar technologies to recognize you when you visit our website at www.whatsyourwaffle.com (“Website”). It outlines what these technologies are, why we use them, and your rights to control their usage.

What Are Cookies?
Cookies are small data files that are placed on your device when you visit a website. These files allow websites to function effectively, enhance user experiences, and provide analytical insights.

First-party cookies: Set directly by us for essential website functionality.

Third-party cookies: Set by external providers for purposes like advertising, analytics, and interactive features.

Why Do We Use Cookies?
We use cookies for several purposes, including:

1. Essential Cookies: Necessary for the Website’s core functionality.

2. Performance and Analytics: To analyze user behavior and improve the Website’s performance.

3. Functionality: To remember user preferences and enhance your overall experience.

4. Advertising: To deliver personalized ads and measure their effectiveness.

Managing Your Cookie Preferences
You have the right to accept or reject cookies:

• Use the Cookie Consent Manager available on our Website to adjust your preferences. Essential cookies cannot be disabled.

• Alternatively, manage cookies through your browser settings. Instructions for common browsers:

Chrome

Firefox

Safari

Edge

Opera

For more information about opting out of targeted advertising, visit:

Digital Advertising Alliance

European Interactive Digital Advertising Alliance

Other Tracking Technologies
We may also use other tracking technologies, such as:

Web beacons (tracking pixels): Tiny graphics files that monitor user activity and measure the success of marketing campaigns.

Clear gifs: Similar to cookies, these are used to track traffic patterns and user interactions.

Note: Declining cookies may impair the functionality of these tracking technologies.

Compliance with UK/EU Regulations
For users in the UK and EU:

• This Cookie Policy complies with GDPR and PECR (Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations).

• We require active consent before placing non-essential cookies on your device.

Updates to This Policy
We may update this Cookie Policy to reflect changes in our practices or to comply with legal requirements. Please review this policy periodically. The “Last Updated” date at the top reflects the most recent version.

Contact Us
If you have any questions about this policy, please contact us at:

Email: aloha@whatsyourwaffle.com

Mail:
Waffle, LLC
1650 W Targee St, Box #5605
Boise, ID 83705


Oh, and the moon sometimes looks like a C but you can’t eat that.
— Cookie Monster; C is for Cookie, 1971